Remember how cool it was to send INSTANT messages? Which were... messages that instantaneously reached the intended reader?!
REMEMBER HOW COOL THAT WAS?
seriously.
Well I do. And I wrote a song all about it. Of course... making fun of Drake's Hotline Bling song too.
Actually, that song is a great song. It really is.
I also have a theory on that song I'll share.... later.
BUT! here is my parody video. IM Bling.
complete with all the nostalgic sounds you could ask for.
LYRICS:
You used to hit me up on IM
Late night when you need my love
Hit me up on IM
late night when you need my love
I know when that IM (sound)
It can only mean one thing
I know when that IM (sound 2x)
It can only mean one thing
ever since I got off MySpace you...
Got a Facebook for yourself now
Instagram private I feel left out
All these followers you got me stressed out
Ever since MySpace you
Started vining less and now you snap more
Twitter going off now who is that for?
Getting tagged by girls I never seen before....
Hook
Ever since I got off MySpace you you you
You and me we just don't talk at all
Liking funny pictures we post on our wall
Retweet and favorite but we not involved
Ever since MySpace you
Decided I ain't the one to wait for
Girl I don't get what all that hate for
Using a Netflix you don't pay for...
Hook
these days all I do is,
Wonder if you posting up that status for someone else
Crushing hard, Trynna be the baddest for someone else
Sending the same exact snaps off to someone else
You don't need no one else
You don't need nobody else, no
Why you always bein tagged?
Why your images bein flagged?
How come when I follow you don't follow back?
You should just be alone
Don't let them lead you on